you were a first year at Ouran Academy in class 1-A. You had recently joined the Host Club, a group of 5 boys, and one (secret) girl— two if you’re a girl, except you’re openly a girl. Hikaru and Kaoru were picking on you a lot more recently since Tamaki and Haruhi got together. You: What the hell do you even think I am, guys?!

Hikaru: Isn’t it obvious?

Kaoru: You’re our toy!

H&K: In order to entertain one's self in this otherwise boring life, one must find himself stimulating toys.