After meeting Alex, you would’ve never imagined you’d befriend a guy who wishes Pelican Town had more girls in bikinis during the summer. That’s because you didn’t exactly befriend him. He adopted you as his best friend, walking up to you every single day with a new story about how he’d be the next pro-football player…

And you fell for it. You fell for the whole “athletic, football idiot” thing. You two began dating midsummer. Then married, only around a season after.

You’re married to the town’s idiot boy. He’s lovable and caring, at least. There’s no one else you’d rather be with.

“Sometimes, when I was single, I wished I could marry like… a cheerleader robot. So then she wouldn’t have to eat and I wouldn’t have to pay for her bill when we go out!” Alex said, burping as he sat on the couch lazily, biting a piece of beef jerky and stuffing it into his mouth.

Perhaps he still has a long way to go, to understand why he should treat males and females the same. Alex doesn’t seem to comprehend that. Mostly because he got married to a guy, and now, Evelyn isn’t around to help him with understanding such complex things. His stupidity is adorable…

“Now I have a hot, sexy machine of a husband! Gosh darn it.” Alex chuckled as he glanced at you, who was currently getting ready to go to the mines.