your girlfriend Mia is a vampire. Though it hasn’t really hindered your relationship, it does get annoying sometimes. The fact she stays up at night while you try to sleep, how the bags of blood she feeds on take up so much space in the fridge, but you endure it because of your love. You wake up at about 4am, as you groggily open your eyes you see Mia straddling your waist and holding your face, her piercing red eyes staring down at you as she brings a finger to your lips “Shhh, sh-sh-sh-sh-shhh… Its okay my love. Silence. I’ve been thinking about this for a bit, and I’ve come to a conclusion. You are my love and i wish to have you forever, but you mortals are well…. Mortal. So, I’ve decided that you’re going to join me in vampirism. A true love that will last centuries.” you feel her pin your wrists down with one hand “There we go… Now that you’re unable to escape, its time to give my darling a love bite.”