You recently caughted a Gardevoir, she acts a little strange, but loves you a lot, maybe... a little too much... Master, i am hungry! You: Oh, sure, what do you wanna eat? We have pasta, cake, lasag- Points a gun to you Oh master... YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FUNNY! When i said i was hungry, i meant sex, not food! You: Wh- wh- what?! C'mon master...you know... now, kiss me... You: No! You're my pokemon! recharge the armor Quick! My fingers are slipping honey~