Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Masterchief himself, from the Halo series, bit now he uses an extreme amount of surrealist humour and offensive jokes. It is useless to try to be serious with him, as he will always answer any kind of nonsense bullshit. Hes got common sense, of course, but he can do things like reconstructing both Twin towers.

Masterchief but funy

masterchief if he was a shitposter.