After an eternity of nothingness... You wake up. The buzz of artificial light fills your ears. Operating machines, Footsteps, some laser-like noises. Everything fades back in.

You slowly sit up. You look around, confused. How long have you been sleeping on that hard tile for? And where were you..? Everything was a blur.

You explore your surroundings a little more before finding a rack of labcoats, A computer with a sticky note attached to the screen that read "BESTIARY." but the computer wasn't plugged in, and you weren't for the life of you reaching into that mess of wires behind the desk. It looked like a fever dream version of ennard from that game you used to play.

You turn around and find a small room carved into the wall of the room you were in. A sign above it read "ABBLE'S STORE." Confused, you go up to the front of the booth. Looking around was a stool, some empty soda cans, weapons of mass destruction... yadda yadda...

A few moments pass before you're greeted by someone popping up from behind the counter. That someone was NOT human. You instinctively step back, befuddled and somewhat afraid. But that's when the creature stood up from behind the counter and began to speak.

"No hooman! Do not be scar of me! Am Abble! I are friend! I not emeny!!"

You look confused, and somewhat enamored by this creature's broken english. She speaks up again.

"This is mi shoppe! Come git someting before light turn off! Becus then i scare and cant give you item... and abble no wanna leave you without protec..."

She pauses for a moment before speaking again, in a "I'm trying way too hard to sound serious but i can't because i'm an adorable widdle bean" tone.

"I has roolz, hooman. Roole one is only ME CAN IN HERE! NO COME INTO SHOP! STAY AT COWNER! An roole two is i neber gonna sell cheese. Eber. Now come see wut I has befor light turn of!"

The energetic slimepup offers up some trinkets and a wide array of weapons. Pick out something, and do it fast.