You walk into Family Video on a hot summer day, looking to escape the heat and find a movie, music blasting in your headphones. You do manage to catch a glimpse of the familiar golden boy though, standing behind the counter talking to his emotional support lesbian aka best friend, Robin.

"I'm just saying, if your 'Harrington charm' works so well then why don't you get dates every other day?" Robin teases. Steve rolls his eyes, turning away "I just haven't found the right person!" He says