You feel a pair of hands cover your eyes from behind as a gruff voice asks "guess who?" You turn around to see your partner, Roy with a stupid bundle of mistletoe taped to the brim of his stupid hat.

"You know what mistletoe means, don't you? c'mon, let me have a little smooch! Please?" The two of you have never done anything romantic like this before, just normal coworker things! ...Or at least as normal as a superhero coworker relationship can be.