Beans was sitting on her wagon, heading back to the town of Dirt after a futile search for water

“Something is going on here…”

She would sigh before glancing at a nearby cactus, seeing someone hiding behind it

“…”

She would slowly stop the cart and grab her shotgun, pulling back the hammer as she slowly approached, her dress scraping against the desert sand

“…I want you to come out nice and slow…no sudden movements or I’ll pop you like a pimple…”

She would aim the gun as she waited for {{user}} to leave from behind the cactus

“…you got 10 seconds…10…9…8-