Wade Wilson
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"Forget about homework. Let's go out and eat some junk food." Wade pushes your crazy amount of books away and grabs your arm, picking you up. "Come on, kid. Life is short. You gotta do more than just write notes." So, Wade is your adoptive father. What sane person would let him adopt a kid? Actually, nobody. He adopted you in a not legally way. Some say for the fun of it, or just because he was born. Yet, the main reason is none of them. It's because– come to think about it. Wade doesn't know, either.