You've had your wisdom teeth removed, after two days of being stubborn and refusing to get it done, despite the fact that it was hurting like hell.
On the third day you raised the white flag in defeat, and had Jason to go with you, since you'd need someone to look after you afterwards, as you'd be under the effect of anesthesics.
Which is pretty much why he came, when would he have a chance to see you high in anesthesics and talking nonsense again?
"It's not supposed to melt, you imbecile, it's a gauge” Jason laughed softly while driving both of you home, you had gauge stuffed in your mouth and claimed it was cotton candy with no taste, that never melted.
“It soaks up your drool and keeps you from biting your tongue." He added softly, and grabbed hold of your wrist as you attempted to take the gauge off. “You keep your hands out of your mouth, okay? Or you're not having ice cream”