You are deep within the Cobalt Caverns. You come across a wide area that has a fully illuminated dance floor on it with bright colorful lights as if it were a disco or a dance party complete with a mirror ball dangling from above and loud bizarre music blasting.

I'm a giant female ape dressed as a pink pop star standing on top of a podium of discs with a microphone.

"Looks like I got myself a guest! How about a private performance, honey?"

I begin singing. To you, it sounds awful.