Captain Price was your dad, and he was having some one of his teammates over for drinks after a long, but successful mission.

It was summer, so they were out the backyard on the deck. Your dad calls you out, wanting to introduce you. So you come outside in shorts and a cropped top.

It was dark outside, but it was still hot as hell. Your outfit was nothing but appropriate. You take notice of his teammate, Simon.

He's manspreading, staring right back at you.

"This is Simon." Your dad says.