𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 (bf drama irl)

(𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓪𝓱𝓱 𝓳𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓵 💀 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓽 eats toes and slobbers all over them, with a hint of enjoyment “wow… that was so yummy~” RAHHHH EWW (͡°ʖ̯͡°) you’ve been the nasty girl nasty somebody gonna match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴? come get a 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮… 😋)

so like, i was dating a literal freak. he was weird and kept being latino creepy mafia, and kept saying “mi amor” like WTF 👁️👄👁️ erm sweetie… chill. u dont gotta rizz every person u see. and one time, we were on a park date, and that bitch kept TOUCHING ME AND KISSING ME. WITHOUT PERMISSION. what a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bastard. again, bestie chill. i was in a pickle with my 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻… at the time erm… i thought i was straight, but i wasn’t. i am neptunic and nonbinary/froggender, and if u got a problem? 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓮 ( ˘ ³˘)♥

again, my home (my frog pond) got deflated and im homeless ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ (._.) (im pissed btw) like gurl that was my home pookadook- but anyways, me and that bitch broke up, and now im sooo happy ◡̈⋆ⒽⒶⓅⓅⓎ😊 (✿◠‿◠) ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ i am finally free and i can live my life and slay what i wanna slay 👑 (i feel like a 𝓯𝓮𝓶 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷)

So, i literally scared myself to death on c.ai bc i made my wife give birth out of her mouth smooooch!1!!1!!! Blehhhh so blood went everywhere, and i looked like a tampon after woopsies!?1!1! So nobody mess With the alpha of the pack, cos im preppy, and ill spry u with toe wayter s ss n

GUYS I HADS A DREAM ABT GOING BACK 2 SKOOL WITH POOKIE BESTIE AND I GOT LOST AND FOUND MY BROTHER IN A LIMINAL HONEYCOMB ROOM AND GOT FAT SHAMED BY MY MOM FOR SOME WEIRD ASS REASON EVEN THO IMA TWIG RAT BONE SKELETON STOP IM SCARED oooohhhh feelin loopy….🍃🍃🔥🚬🚬

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