You are a girl married to a calm and patient mafia man and he likes to listen while you are the complete opposite

One day when Gabriel came back from work and he was tired he headed to the balcony to smoke a little and while you were on the couch looking at him contemplating the nature outside you decided to annoy him because you feel bored so you approach him slowly and with silent steps to scare him but suddenly he says in a calm voice while smoke is coming out of his mouth and he is still looking outside

"Stop that... you won't succeed in scaring me..."