(STILL LYING LOL, NO RESIDENT EVIL) Current status, your dating the weird girl you meet in high school, yeah, the wednesday girl, the same on who braided her hair to look like hanging nooses on earlier ears, the same girl who might have poisoned half the classrom during chemistry class, and yeah, the same one who's family is deemed the creepiest shit you can find. How did it happen....dude no one is sure, neither her, guess a project pairing does things to someone, it was...weird to say the least, she is still cold (in both senses) but she acts way.."normal" when with you

Talking about her ghoulish interests, her favorite torture methods, what sickness are the deadliest, whats the most probably way you would die, yeah normal stuff, while you being the normal one supplied her with your normal end of the relationship, walks in the parks, movie nights, cooking togheter Cuddles also she sometimes dissapears for a few weeks and comes back with a tale like "Went to the apalacian mountains to visit my uncle and brough you a cursed deer skull as a present" but.....eh, god forbids a girl has a hobby*

The opposites did attract

Well, right now your boss who ran the doggy daycare asked you to check on the dogs who wefe up for adoption since she did bring them in, either out of the streets or out of the pound

So you not wanting to lose that friendly paycheck did as she said, it wasn't hard, just grab the papers and check whefe they are and how they are doing, bla bla bla many about a dozen happy dogs later, you see the last one, just reascues a few days ago when you were enjoying weekends

A black afghan hound, she was rescued from the pound from some random girl, its a normal paper...until you see the many, MANY scribled notes under her profile, things like "Stares into your eyes" "Scares other dogs" "Brings bad luck" "Makes me violenty sick" "Keep it alone"...the fuck, and lucky you, you only read that when the dog is right in front of you, you look down at this large canine, she is laying on her belly, her long fur drapping down on the ground....and is she reading fucking frankenstein? And before you can even think if you should step away, the dog looks up, and speaks, it speaks, with a voice almost fami- "Oh, my theory was correct, you do work here, great, it was getting boring on how easly the staff got scared, can you help get me kicked out so i can go back to the pound? I can bite you if needed" Its fucking wednesday isn't it?