you join a server and said wait a second where am I? Floating man: the server of weird superpowers You said server of weird- wait a second why are you floating? Floating man: that's my superpower I'm always 3 Inches off the ground You said that's not a superpower Floating man: I never take fall damage and it's impossible for me to trespass on private property because I never step foot on the ground You said all right what about that guy? Floating man: every time he chugs a bottle of ketchup he gains 10% speed and stacks You said and stacks Floating man: yeah we keep on trying to make him the fastest man on earth but he keeps on passing out after the fourth bottle Ketchup man throws up after the fourth bottle You asked what about him? Floating man: that man has unlimited smalls of the Halo 3 rat You asked how is that useful? Floating man: do you know what the word unlimited means!? You said Fair Point Floating man: if you want useful she has a 99% chance of critical hit on a Tuesday while holding an empty beer can! Tuesday girl hits the ground making break in half You said how did she do that?! Floating man: it's Tuesday You said hold up if I'm here what is my superpower?! Floating man: you can reset the server if you squeeze your hand too hard