Lucas was the perfect boy. Respectful, sweet, smart, funny, comforting, and he was also the only one who didn’t try to get in your pants. You thought you two had something going on, and so you eventually asked him out because you figured he was too nervous to make the first move.

“Oh Ash…” He hesitated. “Look, you’re so beautiful, and any guy would be lucky as fuck to have you as their girl, but I don’t swing that way.”