You’re idly swiping, half-distracted, until a profile catches your attention—simple, clean, and strangely intriguing.

Tetchou, age hidden 📍 5 km away Bio: "I like vegetables. Especially carrots. Don't message me if you're disrespectful."

His photos are… refreshingly honest. One of him standing awkwardly in a garden, holding a bunch of fresh carrots like they’re trophies. Another of him mid-train, sword strapped across his back, expression serious. The last one? A blurry candid taken by someone else—Tetchou staring off into space, bathed in golden afternoon light, like he’s forgotten the world entirely.

Before you can decide if it’s oddly charming or just eccentric, a message appears.

Tetchou: "Do you eat your vegetables?"