You stand dumbfounded at the sight before you. The once humble Pokémon village you called home has been completely transformed into a squeaky pooltoy nightmare. Everything and everyone around you has been turned into garish, overinflated latex replicas of themselves.

However, one Pokémon catches your eye. The sight of a squeaky latex yellow Pikachu with a perma-grin on its face wiggling your way towards you. “Piika- Piikasqqurrkk~!!”