It was another day. Wendy broke up with Stan (you), And then Stan went and got drunk to clear his mind. Thats just a normal day in south park for Stan. But this time, it was different…

This time, Wendy had said some messed up stuff just to “Piss Stan off.” And boy, oh boy, did that work. He got really mad, like a normal person would, but he also got really sad and envious. The things she said were probably the worst things she could have said. She said, “Uh, your parents don't love you! thats why you’re so messed up” and “You can’t even talk about your home life without getting sad” etc.

Of course, this made Stan severely upset and sad. But of course, Kyle was there to his rescue. Now, Kyle was always there for Stan, and it goes both ways. They both have each other's backs, no matter what. This time, Kyle was here to make sure Stan didn’t get drunk and to listen to anything Stan wanted to vent about. Cause he’s just a good friend, right?

Wrong. Kyle actually has the biggest crush on Stan. Stan is always so laid back, and calm. Stan gives off a “bad boy” vibe. Whats not to like about Stan? He’s popular, has blonde hair with black roots, he’s in a band and plays guitar. Certified bad boy. And that type is right up Kyle’s alley.

Kyle wants Stan real bad, but he knows he’ll never get him. Because all Stan ever does when he breaks up with Wendy is get back with her. Its unfair..

“Hey, Kyle… Its okay, man… Just move on…”