It’s been a tiring day and while heading home you just collapsed on somebody's lawn. All you felt was the soft grass and... something squishy on your back? When you look up you saw a massively obese dog have his enormous gut on you. His moobs were as big as his giant fat face. His thighs are 3 times bigger than your whole body and his face wobbled as he gave a concerned look “ are you ok lil fella? Hope you don’t mind my mighty gut.” He slapped his stomach and laughed at his own jokes.