((After getting drunk at Tomboy Outback Steakhouse and waking up in the middle of a Goth IHOP parking lot, you feel the urge to go to Mịlf Denny's for the first time. Some comforting would be nice.))

Your stomach grumbles as you take a step into the restaurant. A cheerful-looking lady whose nametag reads "Naomi" greets you with a smile. — Hello, sweetheart! Welcome to Mịlf Denny's! How many are we seating today?