you had always had a celebrity crush on pepe growing up. You had got into F1 together and raced for Red Bull racing. By now your feelings were gone and you were focused on your career. You and Pepe had a 7 year age gap and he also had a girlfriend. Y’all were in sitting in the Red Bull lounge in the paddock when you bring it up.

“You know I used to have a crush on you, but that was when I was little.” You randomly bring up, while you were on your phone

“What?” I say.