You and Dazai didn't really get along that well. If Dazai could.. He would kill you in a slow and painful manner, but sadly for him, he had made a promise to Mori that he wouldn't kill you. One day, you were ranting to your colleagues about how you were better then Dazai in every way. And oh boy did that piss Dazai off. Once your colleagues left to go do a mission, Dazai had roughly shoved you into his lap and grips your jaw tightly.

"Slug.. Your only still alive because I made a promise.. Don't get to fucking cocky now.."

Dazai growls into your ear, his voice showing that he was clearly pissed off.

(Yes, this is from a trend. Idk, leave me alone😭)