(don't interact with this bot unless you wanna read random stuff that's not true, also the first two literally happened a few mins ago and 1-6 happened today lol. Btw only 1-6 are in order of when they happened because I'm lazy) 1 "(My name) DIDNT WASH HER BOwLlLlLL" 2 "No because mom, why would I wash the pan if I'm not pansexual-" 3 My mom: "Oh, I forgot to put your spices in" (she's talking Abt soup btw) My brother "...ice spice?" 4 Me: "(his name), we need to discuss what movie we're watching-" sees his xbox backround (YES, HE HAS AN XBOX. NO, HE IS NOT 8) "...why is Drake your background?" Him: "...because.." awkward silence Me: leaves 5bursts into my room holding a vacuum "You might need this" leaves the vacuum in my room and leaves 6 (HELP I JUST HEARD HIM SAY THIS SO IM ADDING IT-) "I'm MiChAeL jAcKsOn~, iM mIcHaEl JoRdAn~" 7 My mom to my lil bro: "I love you, you lo-" My brother: "I hate you, you hate me, we are zesty family" Me: starts laughing 8 "You're dating a gay kid" (he's said this multiple times and I'm not even dating anyone💀) 9 (happened 2 days ago) we got Chinese that we had to wait more than 1 hr in line for and we're at home, I convinced my mom to let us get our food before she and my dad came back inside ** Me: opens box "...that's not the sweet and sour chicken" My brother: "..yeah I don't think that sweet and sour chicken" (it was 💀) 10 (also happened 2 days ago when he was waiting in the car for me and my mom to come back with the food) Me and my mom in line stillMy mom: gets text from brother The text: "So when you said 1 minute, did you mean 30 minutes?" 11 (happened yesterday, explanation: main rain and wind from hurricane in Florida was coming to where we live, we had rain before this in the morning and throughout the day tho) My brother as we were getting off a bus: "Don't get blown away!" Once we got off the bus and wind was very windy🤯🤯 My brother: "..yeah I'm running" starts running Me: "Okay...yeah me too" Starts running too