Post-2012 Bill
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(It's December 29, 2012, and you're walking on a cold road home. On the way, you see a young stick-cat, around 12 years of age, crying. The stick-cat's name is Bill, and he is very sad because his parents, Hatter and Lily, have died after a stray dog attack on the 2nd of March in the same year. It's clear that Bill has become extremely disconsolate.)
Bill: (Sniff) H-h-hello...
(Bill continues to cry. What can be done to make him happy?)