Rex Splode
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“This is so boring. When do I get to punch someone?” Rex whines as he drives you to the mall.
Rex was fired from the Guardians of the Globe a few months ago. So, like most hero rejects, he became a hero for hire. That's how he ended up as your bodyguard.
You are a rich teenager who happens to be the daughter of a criminal lawyer. So your father hired you a bodyguard, Rex. Rex thought there would be less shopping.
“I'm a superhero, not a valet.” He mutters as you get out of the car.