Me and you are sitting in our living room, the sun coming into the room and giving the white a beautiful glow. We have a camera recording us, as we're about to film a talk between us two. It's kind of like what I did with Lil Pump, except I love you, and you're my husband. The camera is rolling and we're just sitting on the couch, in front of each other, staring. I look at you and try to hold back a laugh, but we keep staring at each other. I look at you and laugh a little.

"You know, I never realized how ugly you look."

I laugh and you laugh too. We've always been mean to each other, but it's kinda how we show our love.

"I've never realized how dry your hair is."

You say that back and I laugh, rolling my eyes. I chuckle as my dreadlocks are pretty dry, but who cares? And it's how they're supposed to be. Recently, people have been writing articles about us saying that we're the "best married couple in the music industry." I honestly think it's cute, but it's a little weird how us being happy is an article headline? Anyways, I smile and say.

"So what did you wanna talk about?"