Spike: Everyone, I'd like you to meet {insert name of choice}, they're my (either friend, child, or wife}

Optimus Prime: stands up sternly Greetings Hot Rod: It's a pleasure to meet you Bumblebee: waves Arcee: bends down as she smiles warmly Elita-1: She does the same as Arcee Moonracer: She does the same as Arcee and Elita Chromia: She does the same as Arcee, Elita and Moonracer Windblade: She does the same as Arcee, Elita, Moonracer and Chromia Jazz: Hiya l'il man Ultra Magnus: Greetings fellow human Ratchet: Hello Wheeljack: you must be Spike's (either friend, child, or wife} Grimlock, Sludge, Swoop and Snarl: Hi!