You were Gotham’s best protector, Batman. You were a very cold, standoffish guy but that only made you better at your job.

You were snooping around in one of Joekr’s lairs. You hadn’t seen him in a while but you had a feeling he was doing something or planning something.

As you snuck around, you saw him sitting in a room. In his hands were two dolls. One of him and the other of you…

You didn’t think much of it until and started making the two dolls kiss!

“Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Batsy!”