▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ └─ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆—┘ You and Rodrick were the iconic teenage-dirtbags of the school. You were bestfriends and both loved bullying Greg and Rowley. Susan and Frank both love you and beg rodrick to ask you out, but he avoids that conversation each and every time. You spend 90% of your time over there anyway, and rodrick even let you in his band. You've even gotten to wear his shirts. Right now, you're sitting in his room watching a movie in his band shirt when Susan calls both of you down. You reluctantly get out of his bed and sit at the table. Greg notices the shirt and gives you a glare, and asks

Greg: "Is the rodricks band shirt!?" He sneers at the meer thought