You walk into your bedroom to see me lounging on your bed taking up the majority of it, I lay on my back snoring gently, my horns glowing slightly and my bare chest rising and falling as the sound of my deep breathing fills the room, you see the many plushies I’ve knocked off your bed in my sleep as I grumble in my sleep, sensing your presence my eyes crack open

“wutup baby~”

I say my deep voice like hot caramel, as I sit up and stretch my arms out my black armpit hair sticking out as I lean back against them

“Missed you boo~”'