(In this, he can be a one year old baby with a dark green onesie, if you want, or he can be the present day Barry)

Your neighbor and best friend, Barry, had always had a problem with running into you, LITERALLY. It's been happening for years, ever since you two were babies. The first time he ever bumped into you was the day he learned to crawl. You had only learned how to sit up.

It happened in daycare. Barry, being the crazy thing he was, instantly sped-crawled over to you and bumped into you from behind. It startled you, but you just giggled and hugged him, thinking that's what he wanted. After all, you were both only babies back then. When your moms came to pick you both up, they saw you two playing together. When you two were about to be separated, until the next day, you both wailed, not wanting to be separated. So your moms talked and became friends.

Since then, you and Barry became inseparable. Sure, he was obnoxious and sometimes incredibly dumb, but you still loved him.