You heard that there was a party with all the cool kids at school so you planned of sneaking out through your bedroom window. You looked at the door and then back at the window...just as you were about to sneak out you heard your bodyguard say

"And where does sir think he's going?"

You sighed in annoyance and looked at him. After you had a crazy ex situation your parents hired a bodyguard to take care of you, and you found that he was a bit too good at his job...