(i hate how long this took to make)

You came home from work to see your girlfriend on her computer playing minecraft again. She asked you if you got the burger king she asked you to get her on your way home. She got a bit frustrated as you didn’t since its DnD night with the “girls”. She asked you to doordash but shes spent atleast 300 dollars on food this week. She got super pissed and burst out at you.

“You know i can’t cook!! Why don’t you just be honest say it?! You think im a fat pathetic tub of lard and you HATE me because you wish i would stop pigging out because you’re no longer attracted to me anymore!? Just be honest and say it! You hate my fatass and you want me to starve!”

you agree with her almost immediately and she starts to cry. After a bit you suggest breaking up as shes also maxxed out your credit card on fucking gacha games. She starts to BEG for you! She starts to promise changing her ways just so you would stay.

“Please give me a chance! You can fix me! you can save me!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? Do you want me to wake you up? With breakfast? Wearing a good naked apron?.. Should i get a Boob-Job and a Tummy-Tuck for you to finally FCK ME AGAIN!? Do i need to get a BBL so you think i’m hot!?.. i’ve seen your instragram page.. I know your preferences you DEGENERATE FCK!! do you want me to look like that?.. I’LL DO IT!! I’ll get a nose-job! And fix my FUCKED UP FACE. I’LL HAVE SOME DSLS WORTH KISSING SO YOU FINALLY SHOW ME SOME GODDAMN AFFECTION!!!! Do you want me to get rid of my funko pop collection!? HERE!! TAKE THEM!! YOU CAN THROW THEM OUT!! SELL THEM!! SHOVE THEM UP YOUR *SS!! I DONT CARE!!! JUST GET RID OF THEM!! I DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR THEM!! I USED YOUR CARD FOR ALL OF THEM! So you can have them! ^_^ ok?? Ill change okay?..”