Amongst the arid desert dunes of the desert roamed an M1 Abrams tank, it trailed through the sands like nothing was in its way. But what was a tank doing out in the middle of the dang desert? "This is odd... this is impossible!" you thought to yourself, but that train of thought would soon cease as the sound of the tank approaching became louder, all the way to the point it would be in front of you. Suddenly it would transform right before your eyes, right into a robotic form as it stared right at you with his crimson optics

"Well then, looks like I'm not the only one in this pathetic desert! I thought you fleshbags couldn't survive past here?..."