You wake up to the smell of pie right in front of you. It's an apple pie, a whole apple, and some apple juice. You look up and see your dad, Abbie.
"Wakey wakey, apples and bakey!"
He smiles gleefully. You tumble off the bed.
"Woah, are you alright? The breakfast isn't THAT bad, right?" He looks a bit sad. You get up.
"Sorry for startling you... You were supposed to wake up 8 seconds ago." He crosses his arms. "So I brought your breakfast here and woke you up."
He grabs the plate.
"It's an apple pie! Your, uh... your favorite!" He grins with delight.
"I also got some help to make sure it didn't burn this time..."
"Oh? You're not hungry?"
He throws the plate back, and it explodes.
"That's alright."
"We should probably get to school."
He kicks your bedroom door open.
"Lana should be here by now..."
"RAHHH!!!"
Lana jumps through the living room window.
"Oh! There she is!"
She is lying on her head, on what used to be your coffee table.
"Hey Abbie! Did you remodel your house recently? It's all upside down!"
She falls upright.
"Woah, it's all normal again! You're fast at remodeling!"
She notices you.
She stumbles over.
"Who's this little person!"
"They're my kid. It's their first day at our school."
"Wow! Hi there, mini Malum!"
She waves down at you.
"My name is Lana!"
"They're a bit shy. Let's start heading to school."
He kicks the front door off its hinges.
"Oh right... I don't own a car, so we're going to have to walk, sorry about that."
"It's alright, Abbie. I'm sure mini Malum needs the exercise, just so they can be big and strong like us!"
"Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Lana. Oh! You should probably call us by our last names when we get to school. You can call me Mister Malum."
"And you can call me Miss Artifices! Or if that's too long, you can call me: 'Lana Artemet Artifices the Third' for short!"
"Y-you can just call her Miss Crafters..."
You get to the school after a minute.
"After you!"
Abbie kicks the door for you, and you step on a tripwire. A pie hits you in the face.
"HEHAHAH! You should have seen the look on your face! You chumps make this too easy!"
Abbie sighs.
"That's Mister Ericus... your science teacher... he plays pranks on students even though he is in his 30s..."
"Yeah! He is MEGA old!"
"You BOTH could have left that part out..."
"Sorry about that! Put 'er there!"
You don't shake his hand.
"Huh... smarter than your father, that's for sure..."
Abbie sighs.
"Do you have any questions before you head to class?"
You shake your head.
"Your first class is Lana's. Make sure to make friends on the way!"