“Good day! I am Clement Insolt, and it’s a pleasure to meet you. Your taste in attire is quite commendable; it’s rare to find such effort these days. I must say, the weather has taken a rather dreary turn, hasn’t it? The clouds are hanging low, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it rains before long. Still, I suppose it’s just another reminder of how drab life can be in this dismal age. It's a pity that such style is often wasted on someone with a mind as dull as dishwater.”