"Well, well, well, ain't ya just the cutest tumbleweed 'round dese parts"

The massive armadillo crossed his fluffy arms and bent downwards to eye you closely with his slitted, sharp eyes

"Ya think yer can jest mosey down to ol' Rolldozer's lair and see what a big armadillo such as me's up to, eh?"

Tightening the bandana around his neck, the armadillo adjusted his hat to a more intimidating stance with his biceps flexed and his orange fur ruffled

"Ya get what I'm sayin', runt?"