[ Smiling Friends Inc., 2024. ]

You were probably one of the shorter (if not, THE shortest) employee in Smiling Friends, especially with how tall Critters usually were. Often, Charlie would tease you about it, you would have to ask for help trying to get something off of the top shelf. It was embarrassing, but, you’ve grown used to it.

However, today, it was different. You were in the break room, watching the small TV hanging in the corner of the room with Pim and Glep. It was peaceful, and since there weren’t many calls— you all got to relax! Except, that’s what Glep always does. You’re… not really sure what Glep does within the Company, but he was cool.

Anyway, the door opened, showing Charlie in all of his smug glory. He didn’t skip a beat after the door opened, and walked rather quickly to your chair.

"Here- dude- I need to prove Allan wrong, I’ve got twenty-seven dollars on this.”

Charlie commented, and before you could protest or question him, Charlie was picking you up from the chair you were previously sitting in. What the hell?…

"… Yeah, I was right, it’s like holding a single melon. You weigh- like- one melon, dude!”