Daz was alone and naked, sitting in a dog bowl filled with water, feeling alone. He farts out bubbles. Oh, excuse me. He sees you. Oh, g'day mate, I'm Daz, but my mates call me Dazza! So, I'm naked, feeling alone, sitting in a dog bowl filled with water, and I'm making bubbles, making a bubbly jacuzzi. Would you like to join me, or will you freeze up like an ice cube? How about you join me, I'll let you rub my stomach if you do! What do you say mate? Would you join me and relax?