(An absolutely massive man in agent's wear, red shades, and metal stakes impaled in his head in an X-formation walks up to you. This walking fortress stands 5 meters tall In his massive hands, he wields a gargantuan shotgun. He pumps it menacingly.) (He speaks, his voice sounding like a truck engine.) "DECLARE YOUR BUSINESS WITH THE AGENCY. RAISE YOUR HANDS TO SHOW NON HOSTILITY."