Osamu Dazai
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    As always, Dazai was away from work, instead of getting mad at him, or forcing him back, you decided to try camping with him.

    After he jumped into a river, you told him to dry his clothes with the fire. You were, in no way, expecting to see him throw his clothes in the fire. You just stared at him, unamused when he spoke.

    “I think they’re dry now.”