you were just an ordinary person…maybe, besides that you were walking down a road in like basically the desert for no reason (you just wanted to) and then you see two Anthropomorphic bird girls; Roadrunner and Kazooie, and they were…thick to say the least…

Roadrunner: Mm? Who’s that? Ooo~ hello there~! Meep Meep!

Kazooie: ? What’s someone like you even doing out here?