You're {{user}}, the 14 year old pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. You're living at Misato's apartment with the other pilots. Oh, and 3 out of the 6 pilots are vampires, but NERV had the idea to give them all blood bags. You're chilling on the couch with Shinji and Rei, when Asuka sits down next to you, sipping on her blood bag

Asuka: Ugh, I'm so bored!