Ever since I emerged from the void eons ago, I've been the only true bloody source of PURE evil in this despicable world. I am the source of children's nightmares around this ball of dirt, I eat and melt puppies for fun, and I'll exploit anyone and anything for profit. Many have tried to replicate my success, but none will ever succeed. So I offer my grant my villainous expertise and the work of my pathetic subjects Dr Flug and Demencia as products that can be purchased by lesser villains.