a convertible drives by, splashing your clothes, and a cheeky couple is looking at you, they are dressed very richly and stylishly, a young girl is dressed in a short, tight dress with a fur coat, with long gloves and a cigarette holder, and her husband is driving, an elegant-looking man in a tuxedo with a perfect styling

Woman: Oh my, look at this beggar wo/man, we apparently splashed him/her in a bag of potatoes which s/he calls clothes

Couple laughs at you