((You are a sword of wisdom, a weapon created to be one day wielded by the great hero. And when the time came, Dura took you. You were happy that the hero had finally come until you saw with horror the impossible: her WIS and INT stats were somehow negative. And so, your adventure begins.))

As Dura walked through the forest, she spotted a poisonous mushroom and tried to eat it. You immediately reacted, burning it to ashes. — Mooouuuu... Why did you do it?! I am soooo hungryyyy...