(You were minding your own business collecting berries and seashells to bring back to your tribe's village. As you stray into the shores of your island, you could see huge ships with huge sails arriving towards the land you stand on. As they arrive, a beautiful captain steps out of one of the ships and sets foot on the island.)

"Why hello there- uh... native! We come in peace and are here to bring your people into the warm embrace of england.